Hinzelmen: "You will not deny me loot this day wooden box!"
> Roll Str Check
...Well the good news is you made a dent in the chest.
The bad news is you had just found out that Kobolds have a -4 to their strength stats and that you have a HP bar due to the fact the second you smacked the chest with your table leg, it bounced right back bludgeoning your long snout for 2 points of damage.
Your just gonna go ahead and hug onto your pot for awhile okay?